BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//The Heron Theatre - Beetham - ECPv6.15.12.2//NONSGML v1.0//EN CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH X-WR-CALNAME:The Heron Theatre - Beetham X-ORIGINAL-URL:https://theherontheatre.com X-WR-CALDESC:Events for The Heron Theatre - Beetham REFRESH-INTERVAL;VALUE=DURATION:PT1H X-Robots-Tag:noindex X-PUBLISHED-TTL:PT1H BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST DTSTART:20250330T010000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT DTSTART:20251026T010000 END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST DTSTART:20260329T010000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT DTSTART:20261025T010000 END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST DTSTART:20270328T010000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT DTSTART:20271031T010000 END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST DTSTART:20280326T010000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT DTSTART:20281029T010000 END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260717T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260717T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260401T163801Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260401T165731Z UID:8143-1784316600-1784325600@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:The Playboy Of The Western World DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/the-playboy-of-the-western-world/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:National Theatre Live,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/Playboy-Of-The-Western-World.jpg ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260807T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260807T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260401T164548Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260401T164922Z UID:8150-1786131000-1786140000@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:I Swear DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/i-swear/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Films,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/I-Swear-Tourettes.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260821T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260821T223000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260401T165219Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260401T165821Z UID:8157-1787340600-1787351400@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Les Liaisons Dangereuses DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/les-liaisons-dangereuse/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:National Theatre Live,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/Les-Liaisons-Dangereuse.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260904T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260904T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172339Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172339Z UID:8430-1788550200-1788559200@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:H Is For Hawk DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/h-is-for-hawk/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Films,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Hawk.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260906T143000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260906T163000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172357Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172357Z UID:8406-1788705000-1788712200@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Sam Rodwell DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/sam-rodwell-2/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Live Music,Sunday Classical Events,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Rodwell.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260911T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260911T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172437Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172437Z UID:8328-1789155000-1789164000@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:On Our Way To Lisbon DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/on-our-way-to-lisbon/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/On-Our-Way.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260915T140000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260915T160000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172423Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172423Z UID:8370-1789480800-1789488000@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:David Hockney At The Royal Academy Of Art DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/david-hockney-at-the-royal-academy-of-art/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Exhibitions On Screen,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Hockney.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260925T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260925T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172448Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172448Z UID:8333-1790364600-1790373600@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Emmeline Pankhurst - Angel or Anarchist? DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/emmeline-pankhurst-angel-or-anarchist/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Emmeline.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260926T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260926T213000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172409Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172409Z UID:8382-1790451000-1790458200@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Jon Kenzie DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/jon-kenzie/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Live Music,Saturday Music Concerts,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Kenzie.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261002T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261002T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172334Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172334Z UID:8436-1790969400-1790978400@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Sentimental Value DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/sentimental-value/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Films,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Sentimental.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261004T143000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261004T163000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172352Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172352Z UID:8411-1791124200-1791131400@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:A Tribute To Flanders & Swann And Hinge & Bracket DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/a-tribute-to-flanders-swann-and-hinge-bracket/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Live Music,Sunday Classical Events,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Flanders.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261009T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261009T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172444Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172444Z UID:8340-1791574200-1791583200@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:That Knave\, Raleigh DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/that-knave-raleigh/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Raleigh.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261013T140000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261013T160000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172419Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172419Z UID:8375-1791900000-1791907200@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:James McNeill Whistler DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/james-mcneill-whistler/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Exhibitions On Screen,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Whistler.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261017T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261017T213000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172405Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172405Z UID:8388-1792265400-1792272600@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Sugarfoot DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/sugarfoot/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Live Music,Saturday Music Concerts,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/SugarFoot-UK2.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261024T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261024T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172414Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172414Z UID:8351-1792870200-1792879200@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Animal Farm DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/animal-farm/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Sam-Blythe.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261101T143000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261101T163000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172347Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172347Z UID:8416-1793543400-1793550600@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Marie-Louise Taylor DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/marie-louise-taylor/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Live Music,Sunday Classical Events,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Marie-Taylor.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261106T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261106T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172330Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260729T061204Z UID:8441-1793993400-1794002400@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:The President's Cake DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/the-presidents-cake/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Films,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/President.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261113T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261113T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172432Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172432Z UID:8360-1794598200-1794607200@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:What Ho! Wodehouse DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/what-ho-wodehouse/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Wodehouse.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261120T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261120T223000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172325Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172325Z UID:8446-1795203000-1795213800@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:The Misanthrope DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/the-misanthrope/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:National Theatre Live,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Misanthrope.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261121T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261121T213000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172401Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172401Z UID:8387-1795289400-1795296600@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:About Time DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/about-time/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Live Music,Saturday Music Concerts,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Abouttime.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261127T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261127T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172427Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172427Z UID:8365-1795807800-1795816800@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Jarman DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/jarman/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/M-Farrelly.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261204T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261204T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172319Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172319Z UID:8450-1796412600-1796421600@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:The Christophers DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/the-christophers/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Films,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Christophers.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261206T143000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261206T163000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172343Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260729T061453Z UID:8422-1796567400-1796574600@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Music\, Mysteries & Manifestations DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/music-mysteries-manifestations/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Live Music,Sunday Classical Events,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Cumbria-Choir.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261211T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261211T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172313Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172313Z UID:8455-1797017400-1797026400@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Seasons Greetings DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/seasons-greetings-2/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Seasons.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261219T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261219T213000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T160836Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T160918Z UID:8397-1797708600-1797715800@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:The Apple Sellers DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/the-apple-sellers/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Live Music,Saturday Music Concerts,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Apple-Sellers.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20270129T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20270129T220000 DTSTAMP:20260730T001652 CREATED:20260727T172307Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260727T172307Z UID:8464-1801251000-1801260000@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Our Land DESCRIPTION:DramaBUZZING Written & Performed By Debbie Bird Directed By Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) Friday 8th March 7.30pm When did you last feel alive? Fifty\, frumpy\, and full of inhibitions\, newly-divorced Julie is searching for the sex life she once had\, declaring: “I’m not ready to be put out to pasture yet!“ Hurling herself into the modern dating scene\, Julie shares her experiences with raw humour and engaging honesty\, introducing us to the range of characters who help (or hinder) her attempted transition into empowered woman living her life and having that elusive fun.  But what does it take for Julie to truly become herself\, and does she have the inner courage? What is required of any man or woman to live their truest life in a world that wants us to settle for ‘fitting in’? Expect tears\, truth and revelations aplenty in this warm and witty solo play. Contains sexual references\, recommendation 14+ “Carries a message that needs to be heard by everyone\, especially those for whom older women are cougars\, or irrelevant\, or your mum.” British Theatre Guide “An encouraging and enlightening show” londontheatre1.com “We cry with her\, we laugh with her and\, most importantly\, we feel with her” The Spy in the Stalls  “Nothing is off limits in this frank\, open\, honest and heartfelt story” Theatre and Arts Review “Bird is a brilliant performer…a joy to watch” The Scotsman \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/our-land/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Films,Upcoming Events ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Land.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR