The Penguin Lessons
2025-12-05 19:30 - 21:30 (Europe/London) | The Heron Theatre, Stanley Street, Milnthorpe, Cumbria, LA7 7AS, United Kingdom
FilmsLes Liaisons Dangereuse Running Time: 3h (Inc interval) Rated: 15 Friday 21st August 2026, 7:30pm BAFTA award-winner Lesley Manville joins Aidan Turner in a striking new staging adaptation of the classic novel, where among the glittering salons of the super-rich, one misstep can mean ruin. Marquise de Merteuil and Vicomte de Valmont turn seduction into strategy and weaponise desire, but when their alliance collapses into rivalry, it threatens to destroy everyone in their path.

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