BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//The Heron Theatre - Beetham - ECPv6.15.12.2//NONSGML v1.0//EN CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH X-WR-CALNAME:The Heron Theatre - Beetham X-ORIGINAL-URL:https://theherontheatre.com X-WR-CALDESC:Events for The Heron Theatre - Beetham REFRESH-INTERVAL;VALUE=DURATION:PT1H X-Robots-Tag:noindex X-PUBLISHED-TTL:PT1H BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST DTSTART:20250330T010000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT DTSTART:20251026T010000 END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST DTSTART:20260329T010000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT DTSTART:20261025T010000 END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST DTSTART:20270328T010000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT DTSTART:20271031T010000 END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260424T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260424T213000 DTSTAMP:20260722T235514 CREATED:20251126T141342Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T223447Z UID:7751-1777059000-1777066200@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Hay Fever By Noel Coward DESCRIPTION:DramaQUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE  Written & Performed By Mark Farrelly Directed By Linda Marlowe Friday 23rd February 7.30pm Mark Farrelly (Howerd’s End\, Jarman) brings his hugely acclaimed solo play to The Heron for an up-close encounter with the original Englishman in New York. From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant\, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. Openly gay as early as the 1930s\, Quentin spent decades being beaten up on London’s streets for refusing to be anything less than himself. His courage\, and the philosophy that evolved from those experiences\, inspire to the present day. Naked Hope depicts Quentin at two phases of his extraordinary life: alone in his Chelsea flat in the 1960s\, certain that life has passed him by\, and thirty years later\, performing An Evening with Quentin Crisp in New York. Packed with witty gems on everything from cleaning (“Don’t bother – after the first four years the dust won’t get any worse”) to marriage (“Is there life after marriage? The answer is no”)\, Naked Hope is a glorious\, uplifting celebration of the urgent necessity to be your true self.  \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/hay-fever-by-noel-coward-3/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/HayFever-WDG.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260425T143000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260425T163000 DTSTAMP:20260722T235514 CREATED:20251126T141503Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T223207Z UID:7750-1777127400-1777134600@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Hay Fever By Noel Coward DESCRIPTION:DramaQUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE  Written & Performed By Mark Farrelly Directed By Linda Marlowe Friday 23rd February 7.30pm Mark Farrelly (Howerd’s End\, Jarman) brings his hugely acclaimed solo play to The Heron for an up-close encounter with the original Englishman in New York. From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant\, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. Openly gay as early as the 1930s\, Quentin spent decades being beaten up on London’s streets for refusing to be anything less than himself. His courage\, and the philosophy that evolved from those experiences\, inspire to the present day. Naked Hope depicts Quentin at two phases of his extraordinary life: alone in his Chelsea flat in the 1960s\, certain that life has passed him by\, and thirty years later\, performing An Evening with Quentin Crisp in New York. Packed with witty gems on everything from cleaning (“Don’t bother – after the first four years the dust won’t get any worse”) to marriage (“Is there life after marriage? The answer is no”)\, Naked Hope is a glorious\, uplifting celebration of the urgent necessity to be your true self.  \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/hay-fever-by-noel-coward-4/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/HayFever-WDG.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260425T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260425T213000 DTSTAMP:20260722T235514 CREATED:20251126T141637Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T223313Z UID:7749-1777145400-1777152600@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Hay Fever By Noel Coward DESCRIPTION:DramaQUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE  Written & Performed By Mark Farrelly Directed By Linda Marlowe Friday 23rd February 7.30pm Mark Farrelly (Howerd’s End\, Jarman) brings his hugely acclaimed solo play to The Heron for an up-close encounter with the original Englishman in New York. From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant\, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. Openly gay as early as the 1930s\, Quentin spent decades being beaten up on London’s streets for refusing to be anything less than himself. His courage\, and the philosophy that evolved from those experiences\, inspire to the present day. Naked Hope depicts Quentin at two phases of his extraordinary life: alone in his Chelsea flat in the 1960s\, certain that life has passed him by\, and thirty years later\, performing An Evening with Quentin Crisp in New York. Packed with witty gems on everything from cleaning (“Don’t bother – after the first four years the dust won’t get any worse”) to marriage (“Is there life after marriage? The answer is no”)\, Naked Hope is a glorious\, uplifting celebration of the urgent necessity to be your true self.  \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/hay-fever-by-noel-coward-5/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Hay-Fever-Radio-Play.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260508T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260508T213000 DTSTAMP:20260722T235514 CREATED:20251126T142006Z LAST-MODIFIED:20251201T143632Z UID:7769-1778268600-1778275800@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde DESCRIPTION:DramaQUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE  Written & Performed By Mark Farrelly Directed By Linda Marlowe Friday 23rd February 7.30pm Mark Farrelly (Howerd’s End\, Jarman) brings his hugely acclaimed solo play to The Heron for an up-close encounter with the original Englishman in New York. From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant\, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. Openly gay as early as the 1930s\, Quentin spent decades being beaten up on London’s streets for refusing to be anything less than himself. His courage\, and the philosophy that evolved from those experiences\, inspire to the present day. Naked Hope depicts Quentin at two phases of his extraordinary life: alone in his Chelsea flat in the 1960s\, certain that life has passed him by\, and thirty years later\, performing An Evening with Quentin Crisp in New York. Packed with witty gems on everything from cleaning (“Don’t bother – after the first four years the dust won’t get any worse”) to marriage (“Is there life after marriage? The answer is no”)\, Naked Hope is a glorious\, uplifting celebration of the urgent necessity to be your true self.  \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/dr-jekyll-mr-hyde/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Jekyll-And-Hyde.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260522T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260522T213000 DTSTAMP:20260722T235514 CREATED:20251126T142818Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260228T162308Z UID:7777-1779478200-1779485400@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Under Milk Wood DESCRIPTION:DramaQUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE  Written & Performed By Mark Farrelly Directed By Linda Marlowe Friday 23rd February 7.30pm Mark Farrelly (Howerd’s End\, Jarman) brings his hugely acclaimed solo play to The Heron for an up-close encounter with the original Englishman in New York. From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant\, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. Openly gay as early as the 1930s\, Quentin spent decades being beaten up on London’s streets for refusing to be anything less than himself. His courage\, and the philosophy that evolved from those experiences\, inspire to the present day. Naked Hope depicts Quentin at two phases of his extraordinary life: alone in his Chelsea flat in the 1960s\, certain that life has passed him by\, and thirty years later\, performing An Evening with Quentin Crisp in New York. Packed with witty gems on everything from cleaning (“Don’t bother – after the first four years the dust won’t get any worse”) to marriage (“Is there life after marriage? The answer is no”)\, Naked Hope is a glorious\, uplifting celebration of the urgent necessity to be your true self.  \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/under-milk-wood/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Milk-Wood-Image.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260612T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260612T213000 DTSTAMP:20260722T235514 CREATED:20251201T142825Z LAST-MODIFIED:20251201T172555Z UID:7896-1781292600-1781299800@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Fake DESCRIPTION:DramaQUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE  Written & Performed By Mark Farrelly Directed By Linda Marlowe Friday 23rd February 7.30pm Mark Farrelly (Howerd’s End\, Jarman) brings his hugely acclaimed solo play to The Heron for an up-close encounter with the original Englishman in New York. From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant\, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. Openly gay as early as the 1930s\, Quentin spent decades being beaten up on London’s streets for refusing to be anything less than himself. His courage\, and the philosophy that evolved from those experiences\, inspire to the present day. Naked Hope depicts Quentin at two phases of his extraordinary life: alone in his Chelsea flat in the 1960s\, certain that life has passed him by\, and thirty years later\, performing An Evening with Quentin Crisp in New York. Packed with witty gems on everything from cleaning (“Don’t bother – after the first four years the dust won’t get any worse”) to marriage (“Is there life after marriage? The answer is no”)\, Naked Hope is a glorious\, uplifting celebration of the urgent necessity to be your true self.  \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/fake/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/Fake-Play.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260627T140000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260627T150000 DTSTAMP:20260722T235514 CREATED:20260305T094131Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260612T012543Z UID:8085-1782568800-1782572400@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Gaby Gullivers Travels DESCRIPTION:DramaQUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE  Written & Performed By Mark Farrelly Directed By Linda Marlowe Friday 23rd February 7.30pm Mark Farrelly (Howerd’s End\, Jarman) brings his hugely acclaimed solo play to The Heron for an up-close encounter with the original Englishman in New York. From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant\, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. Openly gay as early as the 1930s\, Quentin spent decades being beaten up on London’s streets for refusing to be anything less than himself. His courage\, and the philosophy that evolved from those experiences\, inspire to the present day. Naked Hope depicts Quentin at two phases of his extraordinary life: alone in his Chelsea flat in the 1960s\, certain that life has passed him by\, and thirty years later\, performing An Evening with Quentin Crisp in New York. Packed with witty gems on everything from cleaning (“Don’t bother – after the first four years the dust won’t get any worse”) to marriage (“Is there life after marriage? The answer is no”)\, Naked Hope is a glorious\, uplifting celebration of the urgent necessity to be your true self.  \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/gaby-gullivers-travels-2/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Gaby-Gullivers.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260627T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260627T220000 DTSTAMP:20260722T235514 CREATED:20260305T091700Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260305T093803Z UID:8080-1782588600-1782597600@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:The Flight Of The Heron DESCRIPTION:DramaQUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE  Written & Performed By Mark Farrelly Directed By Linda Marlowe Friday 23rd February 7.30pm Mark Farrelly (Howerd’s End\, Jarman) brings his hugely acclaimed solo play to The Heron for an up-close encounter with the original Englishman in New York. From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant\, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. Openly gay as early as the 1930s\, Quentin spent decades being beaten up on London’s streets for refusing to be anything less than himself. His courage\, and the philosophy that evolved from those experiences\, inspire to the present day. Naked Hope depicts Quentin at two phases of his extraordinary life: alone in his Chelsea flat in the 1960s\, certain that life has passed him by\, and thirty years later\, performing An Evening with Quentin Crisp in New York. Packed with witty gems on everything from cleaning (“Don’t bother – after the first four years the dust won’t get any worse”) to marriage (“Is there life after marriage? The answer is no”)\, Naked Hope is a glorious\, uplifting celebration of the urgent necessity to be your true self.  \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/the-flight-of-the-heron/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Flight-Of-The-Heron.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260628T120000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260628T193000 DTSTAMP:20260722T235514 CREATED:20260305T095610Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260617T055540Z UID:8097-1782648000-1782675000@theherontheatre.com SUMMARY:Anniversary Music & Drama Day DESCRIPTION:DramaQUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE  Written & Performed By Mark Farrelly Directed By Linda Marlowe Friday 23rd February 7.30pm Mark Farrelly (Howerd’s End\, Jarman) brings his hugely acclaimed solo play to The Heron for an up-close encounter with the original Englishman in New York. From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant\, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. Openly gay as early as the 1930s\, Quentin spent decades being beaten up on London’s streets for refusing to be anything less than himself. His courage\, and the philosophy that evolved from those experiences\, inspire to the present day. Naked Hope depicts Quentin at two phases of his extraordinary life: alone in his Chelsea flat in the 1960s\, certain that life has passed him by\, and thirty years later\, performing An Evening with Quentin Crisp in New York. Packed with witty gems on everything from cleaning (“Don’t bother – after the first four years the dust won’t get any worse”) to marriage (“Is there life after marriage? The answer is no”)\, Naked Hope is a glorious\, uplifting celebration of the urgent necessity to be your true self.  \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Ticket Prices \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Standard: £15.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Member: £12.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Children (-18yrs): £6.00 \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Get Your Tickets Here URL:https://theherontheatre.com/whats-on/anniversary-music-drama-day/ LOCATION:The Heron Theatre\, Stanley Street\, Milnthorpe\, Cumbria\, LA7 7AS\, United Kingdom CATEGORIES:Drama,Live Music ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/webp:https://theherontheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Annivesary-Concert-4.webp ORGANIZER;CN="The Heron Management Committee":MAILTO:info@theherontheatre.com END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR